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February 15, 2025
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A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. |
Q: What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? |
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, - "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex. "The wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed,but husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a Sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." The husband, after some badgering from his wife, final! ly gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes. . . something hiswife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants,ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold ofthe Jamaican's hips. TheJamaican then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET MAN! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!" |
Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when 2 people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?" |
This is truly a heart warming story about the bond formed between a little |
Dear Alcohol, |
University scientists have released the results of a recent analysis that reveals the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. It turns out that the "hops" in beer contain certain phyto-estrogens, and scientists believe that be drinking enough beer, men may turn into women. In the study, 100 male volunteers were asked to drink 8 pints of beer in one hour. The results were observed and recorded. At the end of one hour, every single subject had developed female characteristics and the test was terminated. The data is provided below: |
One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked, "Why so glum?" |
"My grandmother died last year. She finally lost a long battle with... a bear." |
A guy walks into the New Orleans welfare office for his check, marches |
I’ve checked this on Snopes.com … it must be true! |
Why Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't |
After the tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?" |
Q. You know the worst part about eating vegetables? |
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, his wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey. |
My wife left me... And I don't understand. |
LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL - PRICELESS |
The Husband Store |
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the window, "I |
There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada. |
Joe and Rhoda had a small apartment in the city, and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities. To a young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for an hour or so. The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: |
On the evening of their 50th anniversary, a reminiscing wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired Marine pilot, and said, "Honey, do you remember this?" |
A cowboy in Texas got pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding. |
Nick the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death. |
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately |
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was that defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. |
While out walking one day, a young boy met a redneck riding along with a dog and sheep and began a conversation. "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" asked the boy. |
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy." |
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