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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
Steve Martin
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
George Burns
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl that would get really pissed if she heard me say that.
Mitch Hedburg
You cannot outthink someone who isn't thinking.
Albert Einstein
In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
Homer Simpson
It's better to be pissed off, then pissed on!
Annonymous
He couldn't make me laugh, even if I was laughing my ass off and he was the one making me do it!
Family Guy
Even a fish could stay out of trouble if it kept it's mouth shut!
Annonymous
A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body!
Annonymous
Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!
Rodney Dangerfield
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
Is it possible to see something so funny, that it ruins your sense of humor forever?
Eric Cartman
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Albert Einstein
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
Cheech Marin
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter O'Toole.
Who the [heck] wants to hear actors talk?
H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927
All I need to make comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Charlie Chaplin
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Mel Brooks
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Joe E Lewis
I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Dennis Ritchie
Drinking for an entertainer is like stretching for an athlete.
Mitch Hedberg
There are no good ways to die.
Chick McGee
If you die, and you're in debt, you win.
Ben Creed
If you can't spot the sucker at your table in the first thirty minutes, you are the sucker.
Matt Damon, Rounders
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette
You can go along way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Al Capone
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Dave Edison
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
Steve Martin
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Jim Carrey
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
George Carlin
If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane!
Jimmy Buffet
If you dedicate yourself to learning about your subject for 15 minutes a day, in a year's time you'll be an expert. In five years, you'll be a national expert. The only hard part is choosing your subject.
Albert Einstein
 
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/vic6384/924...

commentAh, the transparent monitor game. Click on the prev and next buttons top right corner to navigate through them, there are some damn good ones!

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http://www.winsupersite.com/reviews/pdc2...

commentBill Gates and Napolean Dynamite at a Microsoft Conference. Scroll down to where it says 'Video Content' towards the bottom, and click on the video links.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/29/2005

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http://www.zackdaddy.com/quickies/cow_hu...

commentPoor cow!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/28/2005

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http://www.fedexfurniture.com/

commentNow this guy lives a glamorous life!

Check out the furniture.

Clever? You decide.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/27/2005

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http://www.zackdaddy.com/quickies/parisc...

commentRemake of the Carls Junior commercial with Paris Hilton. This is hilarious!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/26/2005

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http://www.zackdaddy.com/quickies/romanc...

commentSo Romantic

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/25/2005

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http://www.zackdaddy.com/quickies/trombo...

commentYou gotta watch this guy play the trombone! It's hilarious!!!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/23/2005

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http://www.nxplorer.net/coke-tux/

commentDefinition of Too Much Time on Your Hands:

Building a tuxedo out of friggen coke cans!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/22/2005

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http://www.zackdaddy.com/quickies/your_w...

commentBe careful where you set your video phone down, you never know who might pick it up...

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/21/2005

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http://www.funnygames.nl/spelletjes/2399...

commentRemember the old classic game "Lemmings". Well, you can play it at todays site. Somebody redid it in DHTML.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/20/2005

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http://www.zackdaddy.com/quickies/luckys...

commentLucky?!?

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/19/2005

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http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed....

commentKanye West says:

"Actually, I do not think that (white people) are allowed to use slang until it is at least a year old..."

fershizzle!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/15/2005

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http://wired-vig.wired.com/wired/archive...

commentFunny interview with John Stewart from "The Daily Show".

-snip-

Karlin: Well, we had hand signals, and before the show I made the mistake of saying that this [drawing his finger across his throat] meant "Keep on going, great, do the exact same thing." So I was frantically doing this [draws finger across throat fast].

What was the symbol for stop supposed to be?
Karlin: [Gives thumbs-up.]
Stewart: It was a stupid way to do it.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/14/2005

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http://www.zackdaddy.com/quickies/whatsa...

commentHilarious answer on Jeopardy!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/13/2005

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http://home.tiscali.nl/annejan/Screensav...

commentCool clock screensavers...check em out!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/12/2005

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http://www.clickmazes.com/

commentIf you are insanely bored, here are some good mazes to pass the time.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/11/2005

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http://maps.google.com/maps?q=new+orlean...

commentAftermath of Katrina on Google Maps

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/10/2005

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http://content.salary.monster.com/timer/

commentTalk about depressing, go to this site and check out how you rate against some of the richest people in the world.

I don't even wanna tell you how much Michael Jordan makes in the time it takes me to earn a buck. Or, better yet, why I sat there and stared at the timer for that long. You don't suppose thats why he makes more money than me do ya?

Why can't they put Peewee Herman on there and make me feel good about myself. Although, if PeeWee beat me, I'd have no choice but to dedicate my life to killing myself!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/09/2005

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http://www3.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0...

commentRead this article printed a year ago about the fate of New Orleans, it is spot on!

[i]"Thousands drowned in the murky brew that was soon contaminated by sewage and industrial waste. Thousands more who survived the flood later perished from dehydration and disease as they waited to be rescued. It took two months to pump the city dry, and by then the Big Easy was buried under a blanket of putrid sediment, a million people were homeless, and 50,000 were dead. It was the worst natural disaster in the history of the United States. When did this calamity happen? It hasn't ... [b]yet[/b]."[/i]

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/08/2005

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http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictu...

comment"The Exorcism of Emily Rose"

I'll definately be watching this movie. Only thing that sucks is it's PG-13 rating.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/07/2005

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http://www.zackdaddy.com/quickies/iFlea....

commentThe latest from apple, check out the iFlea!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/06/2005

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http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/m...

commentTexas Man witnesses an accident. Funny Stuff!

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http://www.thestatenislandboys.com/All_d...

commentfunny

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http://www.sickjokes.net/index.php?disp=...

commentIntroducing, the iPod Pregnancy Test! Funny video, check it out!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/03/2005

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http://snipurl.com/hcqj

commentCheck out this flash movie: "I Can't Afford My Gasoline"

Seems to be the theme these days!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/02/2005

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http://gasbuddy.com

commentI paid $30 to fill up my little Toyota Paseo the other day (10 gallon tank)...WTF!?! I was in such a daze afterwards (and this is no lie) I pulled out of the gas station going the wrong way down a one-way street. Almost collided with a big ass semi, but the damn thing swerved out of my way, damnit!

Todays site will help you find the cheapest gas in your area, check it out.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 09/01/2005

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http://www.zefrank.com/punc/

commentPretty funny stuff....

submitSubmitted by Joseph, Aired on 08/31/2005

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http://37signals.com/svn/archives2/googl...

commentCould Google be the new Microsoft? I sure hope not, I really like em! But, whenever a company starts trying to do everything, it seems it's only a matter of time before they start going half ass.

"now with 30% more evil"

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 08/30/2005

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http://www.freeplay.org/allparks/states/...

commentAnother good 404 message!

And here's another...

http://www.acme.com/missing.html

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 08/29/2005

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http://www.crucified.ca/404.html

commentSo thats what 404 means, I'll be damned!

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