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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
Steve Martin
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
George Burns
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl that would get really pissed if she heard me say that.
Mitch Hedburg
You cannot outthink someone who isn't thinking.
Albert Einstein
In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
Homer Simpson
It's better to be pissed off, then pissed on!
Annonymous
He couldn't make me laugh, even if I was laughing my ass off and he was the one making me do it!
Family Guy
Even a fish could stay out of trouble if it kept it's mouth shut!
Annonymous
A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body!
Annonymous
Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!
Rodney Dangerfield
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
Is it possible to see something so funny, that it ruins your sense of humor forever?
Eric Cartman
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Albert Einstein
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
Cheech Marin
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter O'Toole.
Who the [heck] wants to hear actors talk?
H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927
All I need to make comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Charlie Chaplin
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Mel Brooks
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Joe E Lewis
I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Dennis Ritchie
Drinking for an entertainer is like stretching for an athlete.
Mitch Hedberg
There are no good ways to die.
Chick McGee
If you die, and you're in debt, you win.
Ben Creed
If you can't spot the sucker at your table in the first thirty minutes, you are the sucker.
Matt Damon, Rounders
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette
You can go along way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Al Capone
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Dave Edison
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
Steve Martin
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Jim Carrey
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
George Carlin
If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane!
Jimmy Buffet
If you dedicate yourself to learning about your subject for 15 minutes a day, in a year's time you'll be an expert. In five years, you'll be a national expert. The only hard part is choosing your subject.
Albert Einstein
 
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http://www.grapeshow.com/contest.php

commentWEB DESIGN CONTEST WHERE YOU CAN WIN 20% OF ALL FUTURE COMPANY PROFITS!

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http://www.grapeshow.com

commentmmmm...grapes!

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http://www.someventure.com

commentJoin me in the building of my first web business. You can read about my venture in real time as I dish out useful tips, mistakes to avoid, and good humor along the way.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 08/15/2006

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http://blogs.pcworld.com/tipsandtweaks/a...

commentVideo: "Diet Coke & Mento's"

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http://www.dogfunk.com/dogfunk/REF0024/c...

commentCheck out these "Beer-Opening" Sandals! I need me a pair of these, provided I be careful what I step in beforehand!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 06/09/2006

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http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humo...

commentClick the link and enter your name.

submitSubmitted by Lakira76, Aired on 06/03/2006

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiR...

commentYouTube Video: "Evolution of Dance"

Hilarious!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 05/26/2006

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http://www.voresoel.dk/

commentThe first ever "Open Source Beer". Recipe is available to all!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 05/24/2006

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http://www.wimp.com/

commentFunny Videos

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commentApple's new Mac vs PC commercials

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http://www.freeinfosociety.com/site.php?...

commentHistorical Sounds for download. Albert Einstein, Neil Armstrong, Appollo 13, Winston Churchill, etc.

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 05/19/2006

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1O3HkI3W...

commentFunny YouTube video: Jedi Breakfast

LMAO!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 05/18/2006

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http://zackdaddy.com/quickies/mothers_da...

commentFunny Mothers Day Video...I know, I know...Mothers Day is over...just shut up and watch damnit...

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 05/17/2006

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http://www.zonezero.com/magazine/essays/...

commentThis family takes a photo on the same day every year so they have an aging archive. Pretty good idea really!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 05/16/2006

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http://www.piman.com/

commentMan that's funny!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 05/11/2006

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http://www.rocketboom.com/vlog/

commentA pretty funny, spoof news, video blog

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 05/07/2006

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http://www.kirchersociety.org/blog/?p=24...

commentCheck out The Rhinestone Cowboy...yikes!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 05/05/2006

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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/27304/alie...

commentThe actual video from the Roswell alien autopsy in 1947! As you probably know, it was a hoax, turns out the creator of Max Headroom (remember that guy?) made it. Here's the story...

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2087-2136617,00.html

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 05/04/2006

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http://www.tikibartv.com/

comment"A video podcast made by sophisticated misfits in a bachelor pad. An apartment turned into a bar; no need to ever leave. There is a strange van parked outside that might be the FCC. We're not coming out without a fight."

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 05/03/2006

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http://snipurl.com/pw6m

commentThe Wall Street Journal has compiled clips of movies that have portrayed the internet since WarGames in 1983. Pretty funny/annoying stuff!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 05/02/2006

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http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/i...

commentCheck out today's site to chat with the man himself, funny AI idea...

igod - "repenting made easy"

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 04/27/2006

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http://thomasbarbey.com/index.cfm

commentPhotography by Thomas Barbey

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http://zackdaddy.com/quickies/funnycats....

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commentfunny

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http://www.dr-joe.net/quiz.html

commentTake this fun little quiz...

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commentBe the 1 billionth customer on itunes, and you can win big!!!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 02/14/2006

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http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2693690

commentAnother great spoof movie trailer: "Brokeback to the future". Hilarious!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 02/09/2006

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http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2691611...

commentCheck out this spoof movie trailer of Sleepless in Seattle (scary version)

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 02/08/2006

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http://www.glumbert.com/media/dancewhite...

commentDance Whiteboy!

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http://map.pequenopolis.com/

commentHave you ever wondered where you would end up if you were to dig a hole straight down and come out the other side? Use this google map "tool" to find out!

submitSubmitted by ZackDaddy, Aired on 02/01/2006

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