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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
Steve Martin
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
George Burns
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl that would get really pissed if she heard me say that.
Mitch Hedburg
You cannot outthink someone who isn't thinking.
Albert Einstein
In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
Homer Simpson
It's better to be pissed off, then pissed on!
Annonymous
He couldn't make me laugh, even if I was laughing my ass off and he was the one making me do it!
Family Guy
Even a fish could stay out of trouble if it kept it's mouth shut!
Annonymous
A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body!
Annonymous
Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!
Rodney Dangerfield
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
Is it possible to see something so funny, that it ruins your sense of humor forever?
Eric Cartman
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Albert Einstein
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
Cheech Marin
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter O'Toole.
Who the [heck] wants to hear actors talk?
H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927
All I need to make comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Charlie Chaplin
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Mel Brooks
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Joe E Lewis
I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Dennis Ritchie
Drinking for an entertainer is like stretching for an athlete.
Mitch Hedberg
There are no good ways to die.
Chick McGee
If you die, and you're in debt, you win.
Ben Creed
If you can't spot the sucker at your table in the first thirty minutes, you are the sucker.
Matt Damon, Rounders
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Colette
You can go along way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Al Capone
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Dave Edison
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
Steve Martin
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Jim Carrey
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
George Carlin
If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane!
Jimmy Buffet
If you dedicate yourself to learning about your subject for 15 minutes a day, in a year's time you'll be an expert. In five years, you'll be a national expert. The only hard part is choosing your subject.
Albert Einstein
 
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June 26, 2017

What would you like to see on this site?

That was the question I asked back in April, 2004 when I first went live with a feedback form similar to this one and a picture of me with my new web server. That was it! ZackDaddy.com has come a long way since those days. Back when it was just close friends and family visiting and the feedback consisted mostly of "Zack post some naked photos of your girlfriend" and "my small dog wants your leg" and "This must be an old photo I was told Zack looked like a fat Chandler Bing", all excellent points btw!

Today, I'm proud to announce there are over 1500 monthly visitors, and climbing! That's pretty good but still nowhere near where I'd like to be and these numbers mean nothing if people aren't coming back. Since the beginning, my goal has been to provide fresh content daily and give you a good laugh! That's still my goal, but in addition I want to make this a more interactive site with a community apeal...and a cult following (jk). So, it's back to the drawing board...What would you like to see on this site? What would make you interact more and visit more? What do you love/hate about ZackDaddy.com? Do you like the jokes, sites, pics, and clips or do they SUCK? How about the photo album and the on air radio? Do you like the flow and layout of the site? Number 5 needs input!

Any feedback will do folks, so don't hold back! Here are a few items I came up with...

Of course if you would rather send me hate/love mail in private, please feel free to do so.

Thank You!

1. ZackDaddy said, and I quote:

Excellent Site Zack! Keep up the good work!!!

It could use a little more user feedback though...

Posted 4:39 PM PD on October 27, 2005
2. RickOregon said, and I quote:

A comedy blog by ZackDaddy would be a plus.

A webcam nice, if it's not too uncouth... keep it clean, but interesting at the same time -- maybe that's a contradiction of terms.. 8-)

How about ZackDaddy.com door mats, coffee mugs, tee shirts, caps, etc. for sale on the site?

Posted 6:24 AM PD on October 28, 2005
3. Trigger said, and I quote:

It would be cool to see who else is logged in when I am logged in.

Oh, how about an adult area!!!! HEHE

Posted 11:35 AM P on October 28, 2005
4. Anonymous said, and I quote:

I don't think your php is working

Posted 12:56 AM P on July 26, 2006
5. ZackDaddy said, and I quote:

What makes you say that?

Posted 12:39 PM P on August 14, 2006

Feedback is closed due to insane amounts of spamming. Man, I hate those guys!